I Wore the Gauntlet

The instructions were simple really…….

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"All you have to do is keep adding wood to the fire but not too much wood or the smoke stack will catch fire. If you think you have the fire going too well just shut the doors and turn the latch and it will calm right down. I'll leave you this gauntlet so you won't burn yourself on the screen or doors."

A gauntlet, I thought, …..hm, very enticing. I hadn't heard of a gauntlet since the "Tales of Monte Cristo". All very adventure like don't you think?

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So off Emily and the boys went to work and school. I sat at the kitchen table writing and reviewing an article when I heard this tapping on the glass door. As I looked over Ginger the rooster was looking at me. (Yea that's right, a guy named Ginger. It's one of those baby chicken stories where a guy who's thought to be a chicken ends up a rooster. This is a very common occurrence in the poultry world.)

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He was looking at me in such a way that I felt he was tyring to communicate telepathically. Then his girlfriend came over inquiring "what's the matter?"

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and that's when it dawned on me that one I was cold and two I hadn't seen the dog in a while.

The rest of this blog post will resemble that of a confession…………….

As I'm yelling for the dog, I'm also walking to the family room to check on the fire. Out……as in the fires out.

 
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Well not completely out. There were many hot coals. So I ran right on over, put on my gauntlet and got to loading wood.

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And then started huffing and puffing like the big bad wolf except I was the big bad Val. I swear I was almost hyperventilating, and then when oxygen was at a minimum, the fire started.

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And that my friends is the story of how I wore the gauntlet, was saved by the birds and kept the home fires burning.

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Comments

9 responses to “I Wore the Gauntlet”

  1. Fab story! If you knew how often I have had to do that…..LOL xx

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  2. What a great story- I love how you saved the day with your homestead sense- of which I am sure I have none but wish I did- I love that you have chickens- and a wood burning stove- we have gas and it is not at all the same!

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  3. LOL, hi Ren. I do not have any homesteading skills. that’s why this is so funny. I was at Emily’s house in Wales and they heat with wood and coal. We heat here with either electric or oil. So imagine me keeping the home fires burning. It had to enter my consciousness first. ๐Ÿ™‚ It was so much fun. I think it was the whole gauntlet thing which gave it that sense of adventure.

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  4. do that? but it’s your house. lol

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  5. lol this cracks me up Valarie!
    I love how the chickens were like hello remember the fire dear!

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  6. Hi Valerie,
    I love the warmness of your home, as I can already feel that love is in the air. And that chicken is just so cute. He’s keeping an eye on you. Sweet!

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  7. toooo funny…. you are certainly a fabulous story teller ๐Ÿ™‚

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  8. Such a great story! Had me smiling…

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  9. this post is hysterical! I smiled through every word of it, imagining you there with the chickens, dog and gauntlet!

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